From fruity lies to naughty cover ups, vital refurbishments and essential eye tests, PPE profit pocketing to awkward CCTV snogs, the spitting out of both dummies and the working class…

Our relationship with Boris has truly stood the test of time and we thank you Pest-minister for all our beloved memories. But alas now it calls for our own ‘Work Event’ - Resignation Celebration. 🍾

A tastefully glam cheese and wine fiasco at @bonkersbardalston

Expect to see:
Tory Scandal conceptual rails of one-off themed pieces by our very own designers
Performances
Guest appearances
Play dress up
Cheese and wine🍷🧀
Sexy DJs

All in pure bleaq style!

Dress Code: TORY TARTS 🍆👅

ps. This is absolutely not a work event.

RSVP for guest list: info@bleaq.store